Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.

Q. What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.