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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 3, 2009

* Artery: The study of paintings

* Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria

* Barium: What doctors do when patients die

* Benign: What you be, after you be eight

* Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome

* Catscan: Searching for Kitty.

* Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

* Colic: A sheep dog.

* Coma: A punctuation mark.

* Dilate: To live long.

* Enema: Not a friend.

* Fester: Quicker than someone else.

* Fibula: A small lie.

* Impotent: Distinguished, well known.

* Labour Pain: Getting hurt at work.

* Medical Staff: A Doctor's cane.

* Morbid: A higher offer.

* Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

* Node: I knew it.

* Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

* Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.

* Post Operative: A letter carrier.

* Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery..

* Rectum: Nearly killed him.

* Secretion: Hiding something.

* Seizure: Roman emperor.

* Tablet: A small table.

* Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

* Tumour: One plus one more.

* Urine: Opposite of you're out.

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