I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.'
And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.'
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
That's when I hit a tree.
A policeman came up and asked 'What happened to you?'
I replied "I careered off the road. "