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Like the 'Keepin' It Real' camp this is a camp for gamers who just want to wind down and get your mind away from gaming. But with out becoming serious ... this is for silly things only, whether it is a joke a funny picture or cartoon or something amusing that happened to you. But keep it clean please.
Camp Leader: DeeEll Founded on: Nov 4, 2007
Newest Member: Mindrax Latest Update: Aug 13, 2010
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 5, 2007

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I would have had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 5, 2007

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 5, 2007

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Single liners (2)
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 5, 2007


Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Single liners
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 5, 2007

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

The 3 Little pigs?
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 4, 2007

And there was the report about the kids involved in a ‘muck up’ day prank at a school in Geelong (Australia). They released 3 pigs with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 painted on them. Apparently the teachers spent hours looking for pig number 3. :-)

Lips sticks?
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 4, 2007

According to a news report, a certain private school in Wollongong (Australia)was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the

Instructions on how to clean your toilet the fun way
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Posted by DeeEll on Nov 4, 2007

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually

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