|DeeEll||Nov 4, 2007|
|Mindrax||Aug 13, 2010|
who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.
He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now
lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
were sitting in church through a particularly long sermon. One turned to the other and said, "We've been sitting here so long my bum's gone to sleep." The other replied, "Yes I know! I've heard it snore 3 times already!"
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Two blondes were walking down the street when they walked into a building. . . . . .
. . . Wouldn't you think ONE of them would have seen it?
*** Late breaking news ***
Police reported today that a man was killed while putting on his shoes!
Apparently he was gored by his shoe horn.
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Man comes late night home and is very tired.
Man:"Wife make me something to eat!!!"
Wife:"What is the magic word???"
Man:"And make it fast!!!"
-Why is Elephant in the top of apple tree and his balls are red?
Because he wanted to hide himself in top of apple tree.
-But why is Tarzan dead?
He went to take apples.