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Like the 'Keepin' It Real' camp this is a camp for gamers who just want to wind down and get your mind away from gaming. But with out becoming serious ... this is for silly things only, whether it is a joke a funny picture or cartoon or something amusing that happened to you. But keep it clean please.
Camp Leader: DeeEll Founded on: Nov 4, 2007
Newest Member: Mindrax Latest Update: Aug 13, 2010
Jokes 2.0
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Posted by Revan on Jan 8, 2009

It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife.
A wolf passes by.
- Rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.
- ???
A vixen passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing?
- I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear.
- ???
The bear passes by.
- Rabbit, rabbit, what are you

Jokes
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Posted by Revan on Dec 5, 2008

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: "dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS?" He replied "So that when I die no one will f**k your mom."

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

After the party - Mom, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on.

Do you believe in love at first

Q & A
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Posted by Revan on Jun 7, 2008

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM

Signs that a Video Game Company is Evil
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Posted by Revan on May 27, 2008

1. They think that bonus games where you press buttons as fast as you can don't wreck your controllers enough.
2. Because they think that bonus games where you press buttons as fast as you can don't wreck your controllers enough, they introduce bonus games where you throw your controller at the floor as hard as possible.
3. They make a light-gun peripheral that shoots real bullets at your

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Video Games
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Posted by Revan on Apr 26, 2008

1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
2. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
3. If it moves, KILL IT!
4. Operating any vehicle or weapon is simple and requires no training.
5. "Bosses" always hire henchmen weaker than they are to do their dirty work.
6. If you find food lying on the ground, eat it.
7. You can smash things and get

Cure for Sick Leave
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Posted by DeeEll on Mar 19, 2008


Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what

New 'Best Friend'
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Posted by DeeEll on Mar 19, 2008


A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.
One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.

"Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing?
I've known you for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink before.
What's going on?"

Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the man replies, "My

Your choice
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Posted by DeeEll on Mar 17, 2008


A guy dies and is sent to Hell.
Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in.
In the first room, people are standing in s**t up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room."
In the second room, people are standing with s**t up to their noses. Guy says no again.
Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room.
People are

F?
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Posted by DeeEll on Mar 17, 2008


Instructions: Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...


How many F's?

are you sure about that?

Which way?
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Posted by DeeEll on Mar 16, 2008


Everyone farts, admit it or not. Kings fart, Queens fart. Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favourite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society.
One night she let out a ripper and quick as a flash she turned her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as always, behind her.

"Hawkins!" she cried, "Stop

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