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Top 5 Game Movies that didn't suck
Posted: 05.03.2009 13:16 by Comments: 41
Most dedicated gamers have been to see one or two movies based on one of their favorite titles at some point or another, and more often then not said films sucked on a pretty astronomical basis. It's an almost unwritten rule -one that Uwe Boll took to heart- that if you base a film off of a video game, it must be atrocious. Street Fighter, Doom, the sheer monstrosity that is the Super Mario Brothers Movie, one would have little trouble naming a game movie that sucked. So we're going to do the opposite and opt to pick out a few that may not have been treasures of cinema greatness, but really weren't that bad when you give them a chance.

5. Wing Commander
The fact that Wing Commander starred Freddie Prinze Jr. as Christopher Blair notwithstanding Wing Commander isn't a poor flick if all you want is some nice space action tied together by a plot that miraculously makes a semblance of sense. The game follows the exploits of rookie pilot Blair as he and the crew of the TCS Tiger's Claw try to relay information about an impending attack by the catlike Kilrathi that could save Earth from complete destruction. It predates Firefly and Battlestar Galactica so you'll see a lot of the space ships flying like they're in atmosphere. As well a lot of the film is pure fluff, but really that isn't much of a complaint when you think about it. Most mainstream film is fluff, and Wing Commander smartly doesn't try to be more than it is, a cheap, but fun series of thrills centered around some nice action sequences that never slip into the sort of pure ridiculousness that often dominates action films today.

4. Lara Croft-Tomb Raider
Back when Angelina Jolie was still attractive -although I've never seen the appeal- she starred in this little ditty of a film about everyone's favorite buxom archaeologist. I can't remember particularly much about the film. There was a robot at the beginning and a shower scene with some side boob and then a neat little action scene involving bungie cords. What I do remember is that the movie didn't suck and that I liked it enough to rent it again when it came out. The rest of the world seemed to agree, to date Tomb Raider is still one of the highest grossing video game movies ever made and perhaps it might rank higher, but it doesn't. Why? Well, simply because this is my list and I didn't like it as much as some of the others I've chosen to highlight. If you don't like it, go write your own Top 5 article.

3. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
The film that almost single-handedly tanked Squaresoft and was largely responsible for the merger that gave us Squarenix, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within really isn't a bad film. It is a bit generic perhaps, certainly drawing too heavily on cliches and any number of typical sci-fi movie conventions, but it is still relatively solid and entertaining. Beyond that, it is still a powerful demonstration of the capabilities of CGI, which, as any fan of the Final Fantasy series is like to know, Square is no small supporter of. The film follows Dr. Aki Ross as she works to find a way to neutralize the alien “phantoms” that crash landed on Earth decades before and have subsequently been wiping out humanity ever since. The problem The Spirits Within faced is that in a way it followed too closely to the now moot Final Fantasy traditions of old. Like the games that came before it, it was an entirely new story based in a new world with new characters. Unfortunately many fans were turned off by this disconnect and boycotted the film, similarly mainstream film goers, identifying it ironically as just another video game movie opted out as well, resulting in a massive financial bomb for Square. The Spirits Within was never destined to win any Oscars, but it's still a serviceable movie and deserves credit for that at least.

2. Silent Hill
Silent Hill takes a lot of leeway with the storyline of the main series. Though it emulates the first few games most strongly, it changes the lead character from a male to a female, and rather than one of the wonky ends that the game's let you unlock -the alien ending would have been cool here though- it opts for a Carrie-esque revenge sequence involving a burn victim and razor wire that travels up a woman's naughty bits. If I have at all given you the impression that is a bad thing, I apologize, because overall I found Silent Hill to be a stylish and creepy movie. It was actually good enough that my fiancée, who, bless her heart, lacks much of the gaming knowledge that I do, didn't even know it was based on a video game and still thought it was good. It treads a lot of familiar ground but remains interesting throughout. And it co-stars Sean Bean, whom I have sorely missed since Fellowship of the Rings. Why haven't we seen more of him?

1. Mortal Kombat
One of the earliest, and surprisingly best video game movies, Mortal Kombat proved was surprisingly successful. So much so in fact, that it pretty much helped to kick off game movies on its own. The film succeeded on a number of levels. The cast fit their parts, the fighting scenes were well choreographed, the soundtrack had a nice techno vibe. Surprisingly, the story even worked well. The film's scriptwriters smartly kept the plot relatively low key, relying on the action to carry the film, which it was able to. You wouldn't think it, but when you don't try to blow it up into something beyond a martial arts tournament, the story from Mortal Kombat actually works pretty well. There are some moments that are a bit cheesy; Johnny Cage fighting a puppet Goro doesn't work as well as it did back in the 90s, and Lui Kang's bicycle kick was much cooler when I was ten, but overall Mortal Kombat is still great fun and remains superior to a lot of its more modern contemporaries.

Comments

By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 05, 2009
Wowerine
Hitman isn't bad for a movie. But it is bad compared to the game, and they made half of the story with things that have nothing in common with the game. Like the clone thing (according to them "Agents" are abandoned children trained to kill, but we all know they are class one clones - big fail on that one).
There is Dead or Alive, which also kinda sucked compared to the game, Max Payne... Any others you can think of?!
By Nakerman (SI Veteran Newbie) on Mar 05, 2009
Nakerman
MOOOOORTALLLLLL KOOOOOMBBBBBAAAAAT!

I love that movie.
By Stew (SI Member) on Mar 05, 2009
Stew
Yeah Hitman had some good stuff about it. Namely, Olga Kurylenko's constant nudity, but I figured that wasn't enough to justify a spot.

Now that I'm looking at this I wonder if I should have included the first Resident Evil movie....it wasn't bad.
By benny180 (SI Core) on Mar 05, 2009
benny180
The animation of resident evil was better than all the other movies; Resident evil Degeneration,check it out.i wonder if there'll be a killzone movie!?i can see it now!
Oh and it just came to me wasnt Solid Snakes character "lossely based" on Snake Pliskin from the movie "Escape from la" although the movie wasnt based on the game!
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 06, 2009
Wowerine
Haha! You can put Escape from NY there as well. And the last Resident Evil Movie wasn't that bad at all. I got both RE3 and Hitman on BD now (birthday present). And gotta tell you High Definition movies can make your eyes go like WOW, and like OMG! :P
By Lujka83 (SI Newbie) on Mar 06, 2009
Lujka83
What's about Max Payne, it's not WOW but i find it OK. Resident Evil rules :D
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 06, 2009
Wowerine
They say that there is going to be a new animated Warcraft movie. I'm not sure what is it going to be about. But it's gonna be a boomer! :D
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 06, 2009
herodotus
Wing Commander and Silent Hill. Are you kidding? Sure SH had great atmosphere but the storyline is weak. WC was just plain rubbish, despite some great SFX and excellent support cast (the primaries sucked lemons). Hitman should have been included, and Resident Evil wasn't half bad, if you forget Milla's presence (good enough for two sequels, btw).
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 06, 2009
herodotus
And you need to add "House of the Dead". I know that Uwe Bolle is Wowerine's favourite director: Isn't that right Wow? Uwe for best director of our lifetime?
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 07, 2009
Wowerine
My favorite director is Mr Pete Jackson. The KIng Kong and LotR guy, who is btw, working on Hobit! :P
By grimreaper (SI Member) on Mar 07, 2009
grimreaper
Mortal Kombat, that brings back memories, i miss those days
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 07, 2009
Wowerine
What happened to the text up there!? It's gone!
By benny180 (SI Core) on Mar 07, 2009
benny180
Re3,dont remind me,i went see it with my girlfriend in the cinem,she made us leave after 30minutes because i was too embarrassed to explain the plot to her!
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 08, 2009
Wowerine
Wow. But I really liked that movie, even tough it could have been made with more dedication, and it could have been longer. You can make a super action movie, and have scenes like taking a look at the empty sky, or watching your reflection in the dirty watter for 5 mins.
These sorta movies MUST be packed with action on every corner, and dialogs must be aggressive, and full of bad language... That's just the way it has to be done, to satisfy a gamer who switches watching TV for playing games, it has to be worth it. :D
By V4ndall (SI Veteran Member) on Mar 08, 2009
V4ndall
Hmm Mortal Kombat really was a blast back then, even without blood. If not for the general success of MK I'd put FF first, I love this movie. Tomb Rider was meh and WC sucked beyond belief, I'd exchange both for Hitman anytime. I didn't see SH though.
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 08, 2009
Wowerine
I didn't see SH at all. They said it's a crappy movie, so I didn't get it. But now that they mentioned it here, I'm gonna go get it. Make sure they are writing good stuff here (they do, but I have to check now and then). :)
By Hamarik (SI Core) on Mar 08, 2009
Hamarik
But where did the article go! There is no article above these comments?????
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 08, 2009
Wowerine
You need to hit the link from the main page. I'm sure the SI programing team is working on that. ;)
By Hamarik (SI Core) on Mar 08, 2009
Hamarik
Ok thanks!! :)
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 08, 2009
Wowerine
No problem. Anytime. ;)
By Stew (SI Member) on Mar 09, 2009
Stew
Wing Commander wasn't THAT bad. The biggest problems I think were the presence of Freddie Prinze Jr. and Matthew Lillard. Without them the film would have been pretty decent I think.
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 09, 2009
herodotus
I wouldn't rate Saffram as that hot either. The support cast of "adult" actors was good, but Battlestar Galactica (2004) has beaten this miopic space operetta into obscurity. Bet Chris Roberts was happy with the royalties though.
By nobuargaoda (SI Core Veteran) on Mar 10, 2009
nobuargaoda
I would like to recommend Transformers! That's that!
By FoolWolf (SI Elite) on Mar 10, 2009
FoolWolf
Mortal Combat was actually quite funny, but also rather true to the story in an un-Uwe-Boll-kindaway.

Resident Evil is probably the serie that has outlived most and Street Fighter for sheer laughing/weeping... ;) Nah kidding SF was horrible.

Silent Hill was quite OK I think.
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 10, 2009
Wowerine
I'm not sure Transformers was based on a video game... More like on the TV show, and than the game was based on the movie... And I don't remember the SF thing. I just mentioned it, but kill me if I remember the story. :|
By hunter612 (SI Core) on Mar 12, 2009
hunter612
Hitman movie wasnt that great..But I must agree..the Mortal Kombat flicks were good!
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 12, 2009
Wowerine
Sorta good. Not many guys agree with the whole "good" thing. I dunno, years passed since the last time I watched it. :|
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 13, 2009
herodotus
I'd like to see a Top 5 games based on movies. I know we're spoilt for choice (joke), but it would make for some heated discussion.
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 14, 2009
Wowerine
You are right man, those games usually suck, but some of them are worth playing. :)
By benny180 (SI Core) on Mar 14, 2009
benny180
haha,how you regard the disgraceful Harry Potter games,based on movie or book,i know they where so terrible you'd hardly be able to recognise they where based on anything!
By FoolWolf (SI Elite) on Mar 14, 2009
FoolWolf
Well, as bad as the movies that are based on computer games are, there are many books still that are worse and not to mention the other way around - how many games based on movies or books are good?

Riddick?
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 14, 2009
Wowerine
Riddick was one of the few games that ware actually good. That's the reason why should it be top 5. :)
By crawlroman (SI Core) on Mar 14, 2009
crawlroman
I can't see the article='(
By Wowerine (SI Elite) on Mar 14, 2009
Wowerine
Access it from the main page. Should do the trick. ;)
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 14, 2009
herodotus
You;re right there FoolWolf. How many Star Wars novels are there based on characters that spent a total of 12 seconds on screen? Or the seemingly endless Star Trek novels. "Dune 2" would have to go in the Top 5 as well for games based on movies (sort of).
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Mar 15, 2009
herodotus
The popular game "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." was heavily based on the Russian film by the same name, though it was never credited. One only has to watch the movie to see the source material the Devs drew on, naughty boys.
By hunter612 (SI Core) on Mar 17, 2009
hunter612
Generally movies based on games would be lame..how would it be if a movie based on WOW came out?
By jormarakas (SI Veteran Member) on Mar 17, 2009
jormarakas
Mortal kombats are great, i really enjoyed 'em when they came. Im anxious to see how the Tekken Movie will turn out to be this year =) Oh, I didnt know that Jackson is making a movie about the Hobit? Better get some info about that :P TY Wow for sharing .
By Richie82 (SI Member) on Mar 20, 2009
Richie82
I've gotta say, in my humble opinion, there's never been a truly decent videogame movie. MK and Tomb Raider were just about watchable, but that's it. Also, Guillermo Del Toro of Pan's Labyrinth and HellBoy fame is directing two Hobbit movies with Peter Jackson on script and producing duties.
By slaythat (SI Veteran Member) on Mar 24, 2009
slaythat
Silent Hill is a great film and a great game although the storyline is a little weak
By slaythat (SI Veteran Member) on Mar 24, 2009
slaythat
Starwars Battlefront 2 should be on there