Strategy Informer  

Don't you love it when you go up against a guy who thinks he's the shit,play around with him, and then kick his ass all over the map?

And then he challenges you for a rematch saying that he wasn't trying cause he didn't know you were good? Well, just after I got seriously raped by that dude, I had one of these. It was hilarious. I went up against this guy who straight told me that he would beat me easily. So I went all out.

Guess how fast I beat him. Go on.
You're probably thinking somewhere between ten and twenty minutes?

Or maybe you're guessing more like half an hour?

Or maybe, just maybe, you're thinking about five minutes.

Not even close. I beat him in the first minute of the match. Build ten zerglings, rushed him. He had five scvs and only one supply depot. I demolished him.

He asked for a rematch, exact replica only he had a barracks almost built instead of a supply depot.

Ilaughed my fucking ass off it was so funny.