Blogging Man gets nut stuck around penis: report.

""A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.""
- AAP

Sorry if you felt that one guys...made me wince. When I was working in Emergency as a Nurse in the '80's I had a guy come in on a Sunday morning (the night after his wedding). He had his wedding ring on the wrong finger...yeah that one. Purple face, purple... Had to cut it off with a ring cutter, while keeping a steady hand and a straight face.
I just have one comment: ROFL!!!!!

Posted on 08/31/2008 22:24

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Demigod
now that's a Jerk! Freak!
Posted on 08/31/2008 23:33
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Demigod
You nurses see it all! :D Saw Jackass episode where they took a little car and put it in a condom and inserted it up one of their asses and went to ER to complain of a strange pain they have? Then on Xray docs saw a car in their ass. lol
Posted on 09/01/2008 05:31
:D Holy crap!!! Thats a lot more detail than we need, man!!!! LOL!
Posted on 09/01/2008 08:58
Nlol some things people do for fun .Oh yes just the little thing to let us know we are a live funny how just thinking about it makes us guys hold on and say OOOOOOOOOOOACH just becase just the thowt of it sounds bad at the same time we LOL funny how that works out.Not to sound mean at some one in pane and why we lol at knowing just how bad it is .but event some thing like that go to show how we all have the big thing call life in us and how we can fell as one at the same time.How meny guys just fellet that and how meny girls say why just by thinking about it you think you know how he fells .Eney one say how true that is;)
Posted on 09/01/2008 09:49
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Demigod
ok that's some odd stuff.
Posted on 09/02/2008 21:36
After 20 years working in Emergency, I dare say I've seen just about everything a human body can undergo. As for inserting small cars up the yoohoo, I've seen vegetables, small animals, light fixtures...the list goes on. The worst thing I saw on a guy's...middle finger, was a dead cat. No joke. Some folk are as silly as a bum full of Smarties.
Posted on 09/03/2008 00:09
Wow! That sounds even worse than MY job!
Posted on 09/04/2008 17:41