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Duke Nukem Forever's shitty trailer
Posted: 02.04.2011 01:33 by JonahFalcon Comments: 36
The April Fool's Day trailer for Duke Nukem Forever isn't really a joke - playing with wet feces is indeed something you can do in a game.


The question is - why would you want to?

Comments

By stuntkid (SI Elite) on Apr 02, 2011
stuntkid
errrrr..... what?!? This can't be real??
By JonahFalcon (SI Elite) on Apr 02, 2011
JonahFalcon
It's real. I played DNF at PAX. You can splatter shit all over the place.
By djole381 (SI Elite) on Apr 02, 2011
djole381
Yuck! That's disgusting. Anyway, what's DNF like JonahFalcon? Is it worth all this waiting?
By Kres (SI Elite) on Apr 02, 2011
Kres
Adorable video. Yeah Jonah how is the game?? Any non disclusure agreements in place?
By Nicolas19 (SI Core Veteran) on Apr 02, 2011
Nicolas19
This will game to stand out for sure... even if it's a bad way.
By VHugoSama (SI Core) on Apr 02, 2011
VHugoSama
Hail to the king baby!
By crossover (SI Veteran Newbie) on Apr 02, 2011
crossover
I for one don't support Duke going in this kind of direction. Juvenile humor is all good and well, but come people, shit-flinging?
By JonahFalcon (SI Elite) on Apr 02, 2011
JonahFalcon
Having played Duke 3D in 1996, Duke hasn't changed.
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Apr 02, 2011
herodotus
Playing with Mr. Happy should keep the chil'un squeaking, but I left that toilet humour behind me in the 6th grade. What a bizarre feature to implement...I'm not sure this will pass the Aussie censors' ban hammer.
By JonahFalcon (SI Elite) on Apr 03, 2011
JonahFalcon
Why not? It's not disemboweling.
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 03, 2011
Eversor
Gee whiz.
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 03, 2011
Illusive_Serb
Hmm, a new winner. So long Postal, here comes someone more disgusting...
By K3Spice (SI Core) on Apr 03, 2011
K3Spice
Yeah, this game will stand out for sure.
By VHugoSama (SI Core) on Apr 03, 2011
VHugoSama
I hope not in a bad way.
By devel (SI Elite) on Apr 03, 2011
devel
Ahaha Feces..
By PyrettaBlaze (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 04, 2011
PyrettaBlaze
Ewww lol
By unsilviu (SI Core) on Apr 04, 2011
unsilviu
That's... new
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 05, 2011
Illusive_Serb
Anyone remember Postal and how you can piss on peoples faces? ...Yea...
By crossover (SI Veteran Newbie) on Apr 05, 2011
crossover
Yes but Postal was about pissing on dismembered corpses and sticking cats on guns as silencers. Can't say the same for Duke.
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Apr 05, 2011
herodotus
And no wonder "Postal" was banned in Australia. We are above all that silliness...unless you visit the local Pub:)
By Kres (SI Elite) on Apr 05, 2011
Kres
Hm Jonah saving the words for a preview or something? I'm not sure you've answered the question at all x)
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 06, 2011
Illusive_Serb
@Crossover: Well, you could have also piss on LIVE people, but for some reason they don't take too kindly to that... Still I guess throwing feces like a monkey is way above walking into police department with you pants unzipped...
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 07, 2011
Eversor
@ Illusive_Serb. Nice one.
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 08, 2011
Illusive_Serb
@Eversor: I don't know if it's a nice one, you can't see the actual penis xD
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 09, 2011
Eversor
Whatever.
By Revan (SI Elite) on Apr 09, 2011
Revan
LOL! That is awesome!
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 09, 2011
Illusive_Serb
It's just a joke Eversor, no need to be so gloomy. Cheer up...
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 10, 2011
Eversor
Hehe, i'm happy.
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 10, 2011
Illusive_Serb
Or sarcastic. It's hard to know the difference over the computer screen.
But, hey if it makes you feel any better, our "conversation" gave you a few SI points :D
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 11, 2011
Eversor
8 points to be exact, 10 after this post.
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 11, 2011
Illusive_Serb
Yep, I gained the rank of SI member. I'm soooo proud :D
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Apr 12, 2011
herodotus
You guys...
By unsilviu (SI Core) on Apr 12, 2011
unsilviu
Is it just me, or is this discussion "slightly" off-topic?
By Illusive_Serb (SI Veteran Member) on Apr 12, 2011
Illusive_Serb
HA! Admit it! You two also came for that reason! :)
Besides, theres only so much we can discuss about feces and other related matter. Get it? "Matter" :D
Ok, seriously thou, when is this Duke Nukem due?
By Eversor (SI Elite) on Apr 13, 2011
Eversor
@ unsilviu. It's actually way off topic.
By herodotus (SI Herodotus) on Apr 13, 2011
herodotus
Evers - Illusive!
Get a room.