Reviews

High Score Date
Poor 5.0

Star Trek: The Video Game (PC)

There's garbage off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.

Posted: 20.05.2013 11:44 by Chris Capel | Comments: 5

Poor 6.0

Pressure (PC)

A cheerful looking racer that is actually a manic schmup, but can it keep the pressure up?

Posted: 09.04.2013 11:45 by James Haresign | Comments: 0

Good 7.0

The Showdown Effect  (PC)

David Brown is out for justice, marked for death and above the law.

Posted: 22.03.2013 10:45 by David Brown | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.5

Tomb Raider (PC)

Lara Croft rises from the ashes - but can this phoenix fly?

Posted: 13.03.2013 12:09 by Alex Donaldson | Comments: 0

Good 7.0

Dungeonland (PC)

Is Critical Studio’s ARPG an invitation to Fungeonland or to Dungeonbland?

Posted: 05.03.2013 10:10 by Jamie Donnelly | Comments: 1

Excellent 8.0

DmC: Devil May Cry (PC)

Is Ninja Theory’s Dante demonically ported or angelically faithful to PC?

Posted: 29.01.2013 08:41 by Simon Priest | Comments: 5

Excellent 8.5

LEGO The Lord of the Rings (PC)

The road LEGOes ever on and on...

Posted: 08.01.2013 10:13 by Chris Capel | Comments: 3

Poor 6.0

Lucius (PC)

Better late than never, the son of the devil wants to show off his new toys. It is an omen.

Posted: 13.12.2012 10:04 by Kyri Patarou | Comments: 0

Good 7.0

Hitman: Absolution (PC)

Sing for absolution…

Posted: 19.11.2012 12:58 by Joe Robinson | Comments: 0

Poor 3.0

Clan of Champions (PC)

Not exactly a champion effort...

Posted: 02.11.2012 10:43 by Jamie Donnelly | Comments: 0

Good 7.5

Zombie Driver HD (PC)

Fast on its feet, but lacking brains.

Posted: 30.10.2012 09:44 by Spanner Spencer | Comments: 1

Excellent 8.0

War of the Roses (PC)

Those who live by the Sword get pawned by some noob with a crossbow...

Posted: 26.09.2012 11:13 by Joe Robinson | Comments: 3

Excellent 8.5

I Am Alive (PC)

Newly ported to PC, I Am Alive is Ubisoft’s punt into the realm of the survival horror.

Posted: 20.09.2012 12:18 by Adam Tingle | Comments: 0

Poor 6.0

Dogfight 1942 (PC)

Dogfight 1942's aerial combat might be occasionally thrilling, but like the life expectancy of a WWII bomber pilot it's far too short.

Posted: 10.09.2012 09:31 by Simon Williams | Comments: 1

Good 7.0

Darksiders II (PC)

War; what is it good for? Well frankly, it's good for Death.

Posted: 04.09.2012 11:48 by Simon Priest | Comments: 0

Superb! 9.0

Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (PC)

Chris Capel has the touch, he has the powwwerrrrrrrrr yeah.

Posted: 30.08.2012 10:45 by Chris Capel | Comments: 3

Poor 5.0

Damage Inc. Pacific Squadron WWII (PC)

No, there isn't a cameo appearance by Metallica.

Posted: 28.08.2012 20:23 by Jennifer Allen | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.5

Sleeping Dogs (PC)

I presume 'Snoozing Mutts' was quickly turned down...

Posted: 25.08.2012 22:29 by Nick Akerman | Comments: 0

Poor 5.0

The Amazing Spider-Man (PC)

After being bitten by a radioactive blogger, Chris Capel becomes The Amazing Reviewer-Man!

Posted: 23.07.2012 08:34 by Chris Capel | Comments: 0

Poor 3.0

Inversion (PC)

It's all been done before, which is a significant part of Inversion's problem.

Posted: 17.07.2012 14:17 by Jennifer Allen | Comments: 0

Superb! 9.0

LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes (PC)

One of the most iconic comic book heroes of all time has been Lego-ified again. Except this time, it's a huge improvement upon the lacklustre and...

Posted: 25.06.2012 16:27 by Jennifer Allen | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.0

Alan Wake's American Nightmare (PC)

Alan Wake returns before we'd barely even said goodbye, in American Nightmare; a guide to surviving with nothing but a flashlight and a magic...

Posted: 15.06.2012 10:18 by Kyri Patarou | Comments: 3

Poor 5.0

Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2 (PC)

So do we have to plug in a second cartridge? Chris Capel finds out.

Posted: 22.05.2012 10:50 by Chris Capel | Comments: 0

Poor 4.0

All Zombies Must Die! Scorepocalypse (PC)

This shambling husk was better left dead and buried.

Posted: 16.04.2012 08:39 by James Day | Comments: 0

Poor 6.0

Shank 2 (PC)

Is Shank 2 a worthy sequel?

Posted: 22.02.2012 13:14 by Alex Donaldson | Comments: 0

Good 7.0

Alan Wake (PC)

David Brown isn't afraid of the dark as he knows how to put the brightness up on his monitor.

Posted: 20.02.2012 09:23 by David Brown | Comments: 0

Good 7.5

Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon (PC)

Is the PC version of the budget priced bug blasting shooter worth a look?

Posted: 03.01.2012 10:29 by James Day | Comments: 2

Excellent 8.5

Trine 2 (PC)

Trine a little tenderness.

Posted: 22.12.2011 08:28 by Richard Lane | Comments: 13

Excellent 8.0

Saints Row: The Third (PC)

We're in Saints Row, bitch...

Posted: 01.12.2011 14:48 by Nick Akerman | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.0

Sonic Generations (PC)

Chris Capel is the fastest thing alive… twice!

Posted: 07.11.2011 16:38 by Chris Capel | Comments: 0

Poor 6.5

The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn (PC)

Does Tintin stand up with other film based tie-ins this season?

Posted: 25.10.2011 11:34 by Rob Rymond | Comments: 0

Superb! 10.0

Batman: Arkham City (PC)

We enter the gates of Arkham City, where Chris Capel is the goddamned Batman.

Posted: 14.10.2011 19:14 by Chris Capel | Comments: 1

Poor 6.5

Rage (PC)

Time to quit.

Posted: 04.10.2011 04:49 by Mike Rose | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.5

Serious Sam: Double D (PC)

Vuvuzela sandwich monsters, robot dinosaurs, jetpack monkeys, headless topless women with big bombs, Chris Capel’s shot them all.

Posted: 07.09.2011 16:34 by Chris Capel | Comments: 0

Poor 5.5

Air Conflicts: Secret Wars (PC)

Evading a swarm of nazi planes with ‘stealth’.

Posted: 25.07.2011 16:02 by Emmanuel Brown | Comments: 1

Poor 3.5

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (PC)

Slytherin to an end... (ED: Really?)

Posted: 15.07.2011 15:20 by Nick Akerman | Comments: 0

Excellent 8.0

Red Faction: Armageddon (PC)

Magnet Gun. That's all you really need to know...

Posted: 06.06.2011 15:07 by Joe Robinson | Comments: 0

Poor 4.0

Garshasp: The Monster Slayer (PC)

David Brown grunts, sweats and presses E a hell of a lot in Garshasp: The Monster Slayer.

Posted: 24.05.2011 15:22 by David Brown | Comments: 5

Poor 6.0

LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video Game (PC)

A chip off the old block, for better and for worse...

Posted: 24.05.2011 10:55 by James Day | Comments: 0

Poor 6.0

The First Templar (PC)

The Templars were accused of worshipping Baal, just like David Brown, making him the ideal person to review it for us...

Posted: 17.05.2011 11:27 by David Brown | Comments: 2

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