Strategy Informer  

Oh. my. science. Gordon, I want to have your babies. Alyx too, for that matter. Even that crazy priest in Ravenholme can watch, if he's not too busy being nuts. Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, I cannot get enough of this game. The single player campaign is infrickingcredible, for want of a better word. I was so engrossed with it that I forgot to eat dinner a few nights, which I never do with games. That sort of thing I tend to reserve for Chinese World of Warcraft addicts in a gold-farming sweatshop. But yeah, the graphics are out of this world (have you seen the FACES?!), the physics blew me away, and the storyline and pacing of the game is Scorcesian in its perfect execution. Seriously, if you haven't played this game, you have not LIVED.