It is written... When Armageddon comes, the Demon Armies of Hell will be defeated. This can mean only 1 thing: The Devil isn't doing his Job! So now you are the new Ruler of Hell... Your job is to keep the Abyss stocked with Tortured Souls. Reform all 9 planes of Hell with Fire and Brimstone! On Judgment Day, will you be ready?

Of course it's no secret that all Politicians are controlled by the Devil. Now you know why Washington D.C. is built around a giant Pentagram. And it seems,...

It is written... When Armageddon comes, the Demon Armies of Hell will be defeated. This can mean only 1 thing: The Devil isn't doing his Job! So now you are the new Ruler of Hell... Your job is to keep the Abyss stocked with Tortured Souls. Reform all 9 planes of Hell with Fire and Brimstone! On Judgment Day, will you be ready?

Of course it's no secret that all Politicians are controlled by the Devil. Now you know why Washington D.C. is built around a giant Pentagram. And it seems, like everything else these days, Hell has blown with the political winds. After some very "em-bare-ass-ing" moments between priests and choir boys, a few of the church's "biggest scepters" found themselves facing an eternity in the Lake of Fire, soon to resemble overcooked pizzas. Mama Mia!

Turns out, after some serpeant-skin hand shaking, Damnation isn't quite eternal anymore. Maybe it was about votes, maybe it was about power. But now days after a little repentance in the pit, you can get yourself a golden ticket to the promise land. Which of course circles back around to the main problem... We've lost sight of the big picture of eternity. This "get out of jail" loophole is depriving Hell of some of its best Demon Warriors for the Apocalypse. Now wonder the prophecy tells of Hell's inevitable defeat!