Hell Tycoon HQ
Hell Tycoon HQ (PC)
Of course it's no secret that all Politicians are controlled by the Devil. Now you know why Washington D.C. is built around a giant Pentagram. And it seems,...
Of course it's no secret that all Politicians are controlled by the Devil. Now you know why Washington D.C. is built around a giant Pentagram. And it seems, like everything else these days, Hell has blown with the political winds. After some very "em-bare-ass-ing" moments between priests and choir boys, a few of the church's "biggest scepters" found themselves facing an eternity in the Lake of Fire, soon to resemble overcooked pizzas. Mama Mia!
Turns out, after some serpeant-skin hand shaking, Damnation isn't quite eternal anymore. Maybe it was about votes, maybe it was about power. But now days after a little repentance in the pit, you can get yourself a golden ticket to the promise land. Which of course circles back around to the main problem... We've lost sight of the big picture of eternity. This "get out of jail" loophole is depriving Hell of some of its best Demon Warriors for the Apocalypse. Now wonder the prophecy tells of Hell's inevitable defeat!
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